I like kissing you and all, but your breath is terrible today. Your breath smells so bad, I can even taste it in your spit. I think my ass would smell better than your mouth! In fact, I know my dirty asshole tastes better than your disgusting dirty mouth, so I want you to get on your knees so you can lick my ass! Now that youre down on your knees, you better get started I want you to use my dirty butthole as your toothpaste until your mouth smells like my ass – delicious. NOW I can kiss you.